i ship me and money
the ship is sinking…
i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks
she looks so happy
nature is amazing
Remember that?
i ship me and money
the ship is sinking…
im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
#i think what most people don’t seem to realize about this film is what an amazing commentary it is on guys like tom #who are everywhere #and who are douches despite how cute and charming they might seem #everyone around him is like dude get over it dude calm down #and he is like no she is going to be my manic pixie dream girl and it’s going to be perfect fuck you
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
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me when i finally get a girlfriend.
I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
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the only character to wake up normally ever
this is why i love billie
the only actor ever to wake up without perfect fucking hair
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